Non-dairy puddin' for dear old Dad

Whatever your flavor of choice, chocolate or vanilla, this is the recipe for you.  I liken it to America's constitutional great compromise, but perhaps I'm getting ahead of myself.  So the following recipe is a vanilla tea infused soy milk and tofu chocolate pudding.  It has no added sugar, just that in the semisweet chocolate, and is pumped with protein.  Oh, and did I mention it is dairy-free...this one's for dear old Dad.  By the way...this is a recipe I adapted from 101cookbooks.com (which is an unbelievably awesome site...really long hyperlink).  The original recipe called for green tea, but I was feeling some vanilla, so ahh here it goes (bonus points for the pop cultural reference).

Ingredients

1 Cup chocolate soy milk

1 Tablespoon loose vanilla tea leaves

10 ounces semisweet chocolate chips

13 ounces silken tofu

On the low side of 1/4 cup of extra firm tofu (the recipe called for soft tofu, but Whole Foods was out)

1/2 Tablespoon of vanilla paste (a drop of vanilla paste)

Instructions

Pour chocolate soy milk and tea leaves into a bowl and bring to a boil.  Let it cool.  Melt chocolate chips in microwave (3 minutes).  Combine soy milk mixture, chocolate chips and tofu into a bowl.  Add vanilla paste.  Mix in food processor until silky smooth consistency.  Refrigerate for 2 hours.

Verdict

So it was a bit heavy in the chocolate flavor, and a little bitter.  Good "moosey" consistency, and I quite liked it when I added a few packs of splenda.

Music:  The Beets - Killer Tofu

Yay Passover

It's that special time of the year again...yes, you've guessed it:  Passover, and while in years past I have resigned myself to eating the bread of affliction for a week, I tried to funk it up this year.  This almond tort has no matzah in it, in any form, which I am incredibly happy about because I am already sick of this unleavened bread.  It came out incredibly moist and delicious, and gained the thumb of approval from my fellow tribesmen at school.  Enjoy...

Ingredients

1 Cup Almond Meal/Ground Blanched Almonds

1/2 Cup Sugar

Teaspoon Vanilla Powder (if you have it.  You could use something like cocoa powder as a substitute for example)

2 Large Eggs

Stick of Unsalted Butter

Instructions

Mix together almond meal, sugar, vanilla powder and eggs.  Beat in butter at room temperature.  Place batter in 9 inch round, bottom lined with parchment paper.  Bake at 375 for 20 minutes.  Garnish with fruit as you like and 2 tablespoons of apricot preserves and 2 tablespoons of lemon juice microwaved for 45 seconds as glaze.

Music:  Clem Snide - The Junky Jews

Great Grandma's Rhubarb Bread...or Something Like it

I was walking around the market and I found, to my pleasant surprise,  that rhubarb is officially in season...I know, it's an exciting time of year.  So, I ventured into my kitchen shelves and discovered a recipe for rhubarb bread that I am told my Great Grandmother made all the time.  I went to work, modifying the recipe a bit, but it was Nanny Miriam's at heart, and it turned out great.

Ingredients

1 1/2 Cup Rhubarb

1 Cup Sliced Strawberries

1/2 Cup Crushed Walnuts

1 Cup Milk

Teaspoons Vanilla Paste

Tablespoon Lemon Juice

1/2 Cup Pear Sauce*

1/3 Cup Canola*

1 Egg

1 1/2 Cups Brown Sugar

2 1/2 Cups Flour (broken up however you please, wheat, soy, white, etc.)

1/2 Cup Oatmeal

Teaspoon Salt

Teaspoon Baking Soda

*Note:  Pear or Apple Sauce Can be substituted for Vegetable/Canola Oil to cut fat.

Instructions

In a bowl, mix milk, lemon juice, vanilla paste and let sit for 10 minutes

In a separate bowl, mix egg, sugar, pear sauce and oil.

In yet another bowl, mix flour, oatmeal, salt and baking soda

Mix the dry ingredients into the sugar mixture, alternating with the milk mixture.

Cut Rhubarb and Strawberries

Fold rhubarb, strawberries and walnuts into batter.

Preheat Oven to 325

Spray two bread pans and add batter

Topping Ingredients

Tablespoon Butter

1/4 Cup Brown Sugar

1/2 Tablespoon Cinnamon

Topping Instructions

Melt Butter, add sugar and cinnamon and mix.

Spread topping on top of batter and bake for 45 minutes.

Music:  Ben Harper - Strawberry Fields Forever

Smores Brownies

I had the utmost pleasure of having math class today, which I know it is absurd, because it is a Sunday, but I went with it keeping in mind that old saying, when life gives you Sunday math class, make smores brownies...so that is precisely what I did.

Ingredients

Crust

5 1/3 Tablespoons Melted Butter

1 1/2 Cups Ground Graham Cracker Crumbs

1 Tablespoons Sugar

Dash Cinnamon

Dash Pure Vanilla Powder (from Madagascar) (Omit if you only have extract)

Brownies

4 Ounces Unsweetened Chocolate 

1 1/2 Sticks of Butter

2 Cups Sugar

Teaspoon Pure Vanilla Extract

3 Eggs

1 Cup Flour

Topping

Mini Marshmallows

Instructions

Melt butter and add crushed graham crackers.  Mixed in cinnamon, sugar and vanilla powder.  Preheat oven to 350 degrees and precook for about 5 minutes.  

Melt butter with chocolate.  Do not overcook the chocolate.  It is better to have the chocolate melt completely by the heat of the butter than to overcook the chocolate.  Mix in sugar, vanilla extract, eggs and flour.  Pour the brownie batter onto the crust and bake at 350 for 20 minutes, then add marshmallows and cook for an additional 5 minutes.

Music:  Dave Barnes